12 situations in the aircraft with whom people are forced to face
At the time of the first aircraft pilots – newcomers teased «sticky ass». Couples of castor oil, which served as a lubricant for engines, provoked light diarrhea from pilots, and there were no toilets in the sky.
Experienced flyers fought with this with a berry mogon with a binding effect. And it was only the beginning of many nasty and disgusting phenomena, with whom you have to deal with people when flying by airplanes.
In airplanes can not be dying
The death of anyone in the sky – This is such a bureaucratic Western, that many airlines go to a strawlight, just to hide this fact and not to create problems. The stewardess will cover the corpse with a blanket with his head, it will be fastened to be stronger and politely widespread into the ear neighbors in the chair: «Sit and endure». No, if there is where, you will be transplant, but usually you have to pretend that the poor is just «Drunk and sleeping».
Used, there is all used
Headsets, fabric napkins and other small items allegedly get new of packaging and distribute passengers. But whoever believes that all these items are really disposable? The question is rather that: they are simply rubbed with a cloth after the previous flight or at least disinfected?
Animals have more privileges than people
Airls in the airliner salon can only get on if they have a vest «Animal guide» or collar «Therapeutic animal», Which help disabled. These are dogs, pigs, both monkeys, and even pons that need to be accommodated, feed and maintain in flight. Theoretically, they are well trained, in practice you can run away how much the pig is not shifting on your seat and everything is without. You are for such fingelling and brought into the blacklist, animal – No.
Neighbors in a number of different interests
It turns out that it is impossible to ban an adult to watch a porn movie on the tablet in an airplane, and without headphones. Even if near small children. And generally watch the content 18+, as if the documentary movie about cannibals or coproophilia allowance. You can only ask to make the sound of tricky, but no one is obliged to listen to your request. And yes, it also concerns high-profile children’s cartoons.
Turbulence and vomit
The vestibular apparatus of a person is weak, because in addition to the military pilots, no one trains him. And modern technologies make the flight soft and inconspicuous, here are the roots and stamps under the eyebreaker. But then the pilot says: «Fantasy, enter the turbulence zone» and the contents of the stomachs, and the intestines, too, dramatically rushes outward. Dirty truth.
Diapers change everyone in sight
Yes, not in all models of aircraft there is a table for swaddling, but even if there is – Present «Yazhp» does not bother with such a trifle. The stinking diaper will change in sight of everyone, and then the sughty will require the stewardess or other passengers to take it into the garbage, because at the most «Hands are busy».
On board no drinking water
No, of course there is – Bottled, and very often recently for a fee. And the free alien comes from the total bathroom with a large tank, which is poured from the usual water pipeline at the airport. According to standards – fine! By the way, coffee in plane in some airlines is brewed from her.
Clumsy sex
Legends pro «club 1000 miles» And the like they provoke people to arrange fortifications in flight, often just «for check», To talk later «Yes, we did it». And how to do when and that the rest of the passengers will think, usually ignored. As a result, the mass of confusion and frankly gloomy situations with mount-lovers in flight.
With pressure jokes bad
Plane is such a hermetic «pot», which supports comfortable air pressure. But it happens that automation gives failure. It extremely rarely leads to a real catastrophes, but the inflatable ball, the vascular in the nose or the package for the colostomas – Prose reality.
Liquid is disappeared
You can pour, randomly or specifically, you yourself can be poured, the plane sometimes gets into the air hole and then it is allocated in a row. Nothing terrible, besides the fact, a hundred you sit with a wet stain to the end of the flight. And where to go? Neither change clothes nor wrapping clothes, only napkins in flight attendants. And all.
Toilets are dangerous
Remembered a disgusting case in which no one is to blame, but still bad. The passenger went to the toilet, managed to moorish the intestine thoroughly, how suddenly the plane falls sharply into the air hole, falling out of five meters down. Inside all loose items «bounced» and the contents of the toilet too, and then dropped. On the one who was locked in a close toilet cabin. Do not envy.
Stewardles a little crazy
When we work in the setting of eternal and often unmotivated stress, you just start adapting. Stewardess with experience for a long time do not believe in «obedient and honest» passengers belong to everyone suspiciously and ready to react tightly. For the uninitiated it looks even too, but such a reality – It is better to hide and not give these flocks in the chairs too much will.
